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BeansAndRice · Joined: 20 Nov 2007 Posts: 568 Location: monroe

(wayne brady is collecting money from a lady who owes him)
Wayne Brady: "better thank the chappelle"
Lady: "thank you mister chappelle"
Dave Chapelle: "run B RUN!"

the chappelle show
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R.I.P. Chubbly, Pika, & Clyde. 12.03.08.
R.I.P. Scooter 4.20.10 - I will never forget you.
Proud owner of Babsy, Treble, Chunklet, Shylee, Cletus, and Stan

BeansAndRice · Joined: 20 Nov 2007 Posts: 568 Location: monroe

"one of the hardest things in life is to know which bridges to cross and which to burn. I'm one you burn"
- the International -
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R.I.P. Chubbly, Pika, & Clyde. 12.03.08.
R.I.P. Scooter 4.20.10 - I will never forget you.
Proud owner of Babsy, Treble, Chunklet, Shylee, Cletus, and Stan

PoodleNoodle · Joined: 08 Feb 2007 Posts: 647 Location: yorkshire uk

BeansAndRice · Joined: 20 Nov 2007 Posts: 568 Location: monroe

"what's a buttfor?"
"for pooping silly."

Southpark the movie
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R.I.P. Chubbly, Pika, & Clyde. 12.03.08.
R.I.P. Scooter 4.20.10 - I will never forget you.
Proud owner of Babsy, Treble, Chunklet, Shylee, Cletus, and Stan

Lateralis · Joined: 06 Aug 2009 Posts: 41

The mighty Boosh... Brittish BBC comedy. episode.. ( Old Greg.)

" At first i thought it was a sea enemity, but after closer inspection i realised, it was a funky ball of tits from outer space."
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"Coping" with a traumatic miscarriage.

scatterbrain · Joined: 21 Jan 2008 Posts: 83 Location: Denmark

The Straight Story - David Lynch - 1999

Sig: What do you need that grabber for, Alvin?
Alvin Straight: Grabbin'.

The Celebration - Thomas Winterberg - 1998

Christian: I have prepared two speeches. A green one and a red one.

Pusher - Nicholas Winding Refn - 1996

Vic: What are you watching?
Frank: Just some stupid movie with Johnny Depp.
Vic: Who's that?

1991: The Year Punk Broke - David Markey - 1991

Thurston Moore: So the word "brat" as in "bratwurst" that means grilled?
German Sausage Guy: Grilled....right
Thurston Moore: Grilled! Wurst!
Thurston Moore: But "bock" does'nt mean anything!?
German Sausage Guy: No...nothing
Thurston Moore: It's a sort of...like a...
German Sausage Guy: A bock is actually a male animal
Thurston More: A male enema? Animal?
German Sausage Guy: Animal.
Thurston Moore: Male....
German Sausage Guy: Male
Thurston Moore: Well good! I still don't know what the hell I like best. I kindda like the fat....uh...the fat..uhm, you know like an arm holding a baby's apple kind of wurst.

Thurston Moore: (spots a restaurant with a logo of a chef holding a pigs head) I'm hungry! I'M HUNGRY, AND I FEEL LIKE EATING A PIGS HEAD! Does anybody here know where I can find a pigs head?? I'm hungry dammit! Hungry!

Thurston Moore (interviewing two little german girls): Hello. Who are you're favorite rock n' roll bands?
German girls: ...*giggle insecurely*...
Thurston Moore: New Kids On The Block?
German Girl: Ich verstehe nicht...
Thurston Moore: ...Oh, no...what about Bros?
German girls: ....
Thurston Moore: Scorpions?? You like heavy metal?
German girl: ....?
Thurston Moore: Rap?
German girls: *shake head*
Thurston Moore: Funk???
German girls: hehe...?
Thurston Moore: Do you like inde guitar swing?

There Will Be Blood - Paul Thomas Anderson - 2007

Plainview: Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy. Drained dry. I'm so sorry. Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching?. And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake... I... drink... your... milkshake! I DRINK IT UP!

Heat - Michael Mann - 1995

Eady: You travel a lot?
Neil McCauley: Yeah.
Eady: Traveling makes you lonely?
Neil McCauley: I'm alone, I am not lonely.

The Big Lebowski - Joel & Ethan Coen - 1998

Maude Lebowski: What do you do for recreation?
The Dude: Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.

City Of God - Fernando Meirelles - 2002

Sandro Cenoura: Have you lost your mind? You are just a kid!
Filé-com-Fritas: A kid? I smoke, I snort. I've killed and robbed. I'm a man.

About A Son - AJ Schnack - 2006

Kurt Cobain : I had everything in focus. I knew exactly what I was going to do, and nothing could stop me. And I knew that I could do whatever I wanted, because the world was really small. And things just happened to lay down before me with luck. I had no problems. There were no obstacles in my life, at that time.

Kaizan · Joined: 11 May 2009 Posts: 33

"It does not do to dwell on dreams, and forget to live."

- Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"Hi! I'm Tom"
"This is Ten-Second Tom"
"Why do they call you Ten-Second Tom?"
"You'll see."
"Hi! I'm Tom!"

- 50 First Dates.

"I woulda had him daddy, but this gravel, I slipped"
"Yeah you woulda had him. Maybe you should do some more butt clenches"

- 50 First Dates.

Henry: "Maybe this would help" (puts a toothpick through a piece of waffle to make a waffle door on Lucy's waffle house.
"Now the little waffle people can go in and out.
Lucy: "Oh, I'm sorry. Do you come from a country where it's appropriate to touch other people's food?"
Henry: "No. Iiiii come from this country."

- 50 First Dates.

countkenshin09 · Joined: 26 Dec 2009 Posts: 20 Location: phil

i have many favorite tv and movie quotes. here are some

ONE TREE HILL
"Every song has an end but thats no reason not to enjoy the music" -Peyton Sawyer

"When you stop fighting, you stop living. so.. find your fight. then fight like hell 'til your battle has won." -Peyton Sawyer

"Look, I know I said we could never be friends like before... But, maybe we can be better." -Brooke Davis

"hoes over bros, hoes over clothes & hoes over psychos" -Brooke Davis

"It is said you only get once chance in life. I gave you TWO and you blew them both." -Brooke Davis

"The boy i love, protected the girl i love" -Brooke Davis

Brooke: "Why do you even care anymore "
Peyton: "why do i care?"
Peyton:"Brooke this has been one of the worst years of my life and I need my best frends more than ever, and you cut me out because I was honest with you , and you were never ever honest with me!"
Brooke: "Peyton.."
Peyton: " uhh you made fun of my moms death Brooke, you knew her, you cried with me when she died and now you use her as punch line in a joke to hurt me, It hurt it did, but not anymore, because you and me were done, you were right shes dead but as far as I'm concerned so are you."

Haley: "Always..."
Nathan: ".. and forever"

"we dont choose who we love... it just happens" -Haley James Scott

Haley: There was never a time on that tour that my heart wasn't with you in Tree Hill.
Nathan: Well I'm leaving tomorrow, and unlike you, I am taking my heart with me.

"Be careful with his heart. It's more fragile than you think." -Haley James Scott

"If you're lucky, I mean if you're the luckiest person on this entire planet, the person you love decides to love you back." -Nathan Scott

Haley: "Nathan, you're soaked. What are you doing?"
Nathan: I just went for a run to clear my head, I guess this is where I ended up. Look, Haley, the picture of Peyton didn’t mean anything, okay?"
Haley: "It did to me. Clearly you still have feelings for her."
Nathan: I saved that picture back when we were still dating. The other ones too, you can go back and look. Her web cam hasn't even been in her closet for months."
Haley: "Why didn't you tell me that last week?"
Nathan: "Because, I should have deleted those images a long time ago. I just felt bad because I didn't do it. Besides, Haley, I don't want Peyton. I want you."
Haley: "Is that it?"
Nathan: "You know, my pride says yeah, that's it. Just walk away and let Haley deal with the fact that she's clearly threatened by a sexual relationship. But my heart says, just forget about your pride you idiot. You love this girl. And even if you’re going to catch pneumonia, your ass is going to stand out here in the rain till you convince her to forgive you. So come on, Hales, just meet me half way here?"
Haley: "Why should I?"
Nathan: "Because I’m sorry. Because I love you. And Because you're looking really hot standing out here in the rain, and I’m thinking, I have to kiss you."
Haley: "Well, if you have to." (they kiss)

dirkcutler · Joined: 18 Jan 2010 Posts: 1

The most movie quote i like is from the movie "The Abyss":

"When it comes to the safety of these people, there's me and then there's God, understand?"
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noblefox · Joined: 01 Feb 2010 Posts: 9

"If sorry could solve anything, we wouldn't have a need for the police"

"I wish I could rewrite the past. But I can't. If i could, I'd do all I could if it would stop you from crying. But that's impossible. The past won't change. That's why we need to make the past pale in comparison to our present."

Those are my two favorite I thinks~!

scatterbrain · Joined: 21 Jan 2008 Posts: 83 Location: Denmark

Grand Canyon - Lawrence Kasdan - 1991

Davis: While we got a moment here, maybe you can explain something to me I never understood. What is the theory on this handkerchief thing? I mean, after you blow your nose in it, you put it back in your pocket and then you see someone in distress and you like give them this gift from your pocket. And they are suppose to be grateful as they wipe it all over their face?

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb - Stanley Kubrick - 1964
President Merkin Muffley: Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.

Six Feet Under - Allan Ball - 2001-2005

George Sibley: I've made a lot of enemies through the years. You take the backstabbing world of academia, throw in a controversial field like geology and you've got real trouble.
Claire: Geology is controversial?
George Sibley: Oil, Claire. Oil.

DiG - Ondi Timoner - 2004

Anton Newcombe: You f****** broke my sitar, motherf*****!

Life Is Sweet - Mike Leigh - 1990

Nicola: All men are bastards!
Natalie: *What*?
Nicola: They're all potential rapists!
Natalie: That's a bit sweeping!
Nicola: All men have got the ability to rape.
Natalie: Well they don't all do it, do they!
Nicola: But they've got the ability; they've got the desire.
Natalie: That's paranoid rubbish!
Nicola: What d'you know about paranoia?
Natalie: Well, not half as much as you do, I'll give you that.

Trainspotting - Danny Boyle - 1996

Mark Renton: 1,000 years from now there will be no guys and no girls, just wankers. Sounds great to me.

Das Boot - Wolfgang Petersen - 1981

Capt. Lt. Philipp Thomsen: I... really wanted to screw my brains out. But now, I am in no condition to f***!
Capt. Lt. Henrich Lehmann-Willenbrock : It's alright!
Capt. Lt. Philipp Thomsen: Sieg Heil!

Goodfellas - Martin Scorsese - 1990

Morrie: Don't buy wigs that come off at the wrong time.

The Seventh Seal - Ingmar Bergman - 1957

Antonius Block: I want to confess as best I can, but my heart is void. The void is a mirror. I see my face and feel loathing and horror. My indifference to men has shut me out. I live now in a world of ghosts, a prisoner in my dreams.

uselesssoul · Joined: 24 Sep 2009 Posts: 2

The Big Chill

"Sometimes, it seems like the good Lord didn't have a plan. And this is one of those times."